Slice Harvester Book Release Pizza Party

Okay it's my book release so I'm having a party. I'm gonna read, Downtown Boys is gonna play, In School is gonna play. Hopefully UNISEX, which is Meredith and Fern, are gonna DJ.

There's gonna be 69 pizzas. Come eat them. Come watch bands. Come watch me mouth along to "Deja Vu (Uptown Baby)" by Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz, specifically when Gunz says "neighbors on the block call me Lex cause I push a Lex and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex and I love sex" and when Tariq says "don't talk shit when I'm around you, I'M FROM SOUNDVIEW" or "I'm from the Bronx wipe ya feet when you step in my house," because I get kinda hype at those lines, tbh.

Free before 10pm, $5 after that. Books will be available for the first time ever. Come hang or be branded a poser for the rest of your shitty stupid life.